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napakaraming sitwasyon sa buhay natin ang nagbibigay sa tin ng iba’t ibang klase ng emosyon lalo na sa mga "firsts" natin… kunwari, first time mong sasakay ng bike, o kaya first time kang mag-jjeep, first time kang nataw sa shorts mo, first time kang magmamaneho… ang galing… pero hindi lang natin napapansin, may pattern ang lahat ng mga ito.. and i coined it into something that i call… SEX THEORY.

1. hesitation and doubt stage- when faced with a "first", the notion is that we think of all the possible consequences that might happen to us. we weigh the pros and cons that the situation will bring us. for the really adventurous people, bebengga yan and get over the hesitation and doubt stage so easily. pero for the more reserved types, they will spend so many hours thinking on whether or not to go for the expereince. pero regardless of what type of person you are, it’s very natural that hesitation and doubt stage will always hit your mind. this is so easy to see in sex. especially if its yr first time, you will almost die thinking if you are ready, what if you get caught, kaya ba ng konsensya mo, etc.

2. foreplay stage- after making up your mind, the couple will not hump on each other like crazed askal dogs just like that. instead, they will feel each other out for a while. they’ll need to get used to each other. find their "g-spots". whatever the couple may consider foreplay, that’s what they will do. baka gusto nila gumamit ng cream, m&m’s, honey, syrup, etc. just like in "firsts", that’s what people usually do… they internalize the activity that they’re going to do. for example, if you are going to dive into an unknown water, you will use your toes first so as to adjust your body and mind to the temperature ang depth of the water. mind setting. the foreplay stage lasts for as long as the person wants to. sometimes, it lasts for one second and for some, it lasts forever. this stage is felt by the person due to the presence of a faint amount of fear; so faint that you can easily dispose of it. parang ice-breaking stage to.

3. excitement stage - now that the fears are set aside, there will be a new realm that the couple will be in. every ounce of satisfaction is so strong… and rising. it appears that the moment belongs to the couple. this applies to the "firsts" since in this stage, it appears that the moment belongs to you. as if no one can stop you. you’re on a role. you’re on fire. feeling mo expert ka na. yey!

4. peak stage - this is the stage when the couple reaches their marginal utility max in economic terms. this is when the part when the couple is fully satisfied as they give their remaining strength for each other. (fireworks!) most probably, they will give their final "aaaaarrrggghhh!", "wwweee!!!" or "p*tang ina!" on this stage. as for the "firsts", for example, the person rides the rollercoaster, this is the final drop.  unfortunately, this will be the highest point of excitement that the rider will expeience. the rest will be draggy if not, intoxicating already.

5. falling action stage - as it was said in the previous stage, this is the draggy part of the expreince. everything seems so normal if not, dull. the couple probably goes on, hesitating to stop, thinking that the other person is not yet fully satisfied. in the first time experience, the person probably goes on due to factors such as peer pressure. they don’t enjoy it for themselves anymore. finishing the task, caused by an external factor is what they what on this stage. (nadapa, nagpadapa, nagkasakit, etc.)

6. evaluation stage - the couple lies beside each other, playing thoughts in their minds. they’re quite awkward on what to say to the counterpart. also, a feeling of guilt also arises or regret. sometimes, it reaches a point of an outburst but most of the time, they don’t have enough energy to do so. they’re probably thinking whether or not they’ll do it again or not. just like the firsts, this will be the stage of evaluation. for example, after going through a horror movie, this is the time when the terror sinks in. this is the time when the memory and sensation of the expereince goes to the depths of the subconscious.

there you have it! the SEX THEORY. this also applies in other activities such as studying… hindi lang siya applicable sa firsts… ehehe… quoting from mr. ambeth ocampo, "anything with sex is good.." i guess this theory is also kinda… umm… good… ata… ahaha… whatever the case maybe, this theory has not been tested yet so sa mga may hands-on experience, revise niyo na lang! ingat!

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